Opening Weekend for “Parker”

PARKER OneSheetOpening weekend has come and gone and the results are in. “Parker” came in 5th overall at the box office with a $7 million take over three days in more than 2,000 theaters nationwide. One of my pet peeves with the stenographic nature of American journalism is the fixation on opening weekend box office results. The only people who really care are the ones involved in making or financing the film (and I’m not in either of those categories on this picture). Nobody else has a dog in that race and it’s stupid to spend every Monday morning cooing about the weekend winners. None the less, it has become the measure of “value” in the world of entertainment, and in that context, “Parker” did OK.

It was a slow weekend at the movies, according to most, with “Hansel and Gretel” taking the top spot overall with a $19 million take. “Movie 43” was the only other new release and it came in 7th overall with $5 million. So “Parker” came in second among new releases and is scoring better among audience members than critics. According to Rotten Tomatoes, critics have given positive marks only 37% of the time, while audience members give positive marks 66% of the time. Nothing surprising here, as so many critics are never more impressed by anything but their own pithy commentary.

jason-statham-parker1Still, there is something to be absorbed here and the first point I take away is that many critics are approaching the film as merely a Jason Statham vehicle and scoring it in that context. Possibly the fairest of those critiques (with an understanding that I haven’t read every review out there) came from NPR’s Stephanie Zacharek, who genuinely analyzed the marriage of Don’s creation and Statham’s screen presence [emphasis hers]:

“As Westlake himself explained, Parker is angry: ‘Not hot angry — cold angry.’ Statham, with those inquisitive, cautious eyes and that slow-burning purr of a voice, can act cold, but he can never be cold. Even at his coolest, he’s all heat.”

Even though her review goes on to be quite positive, this insight tells me that the essential “Parkerness” has yet to be fully absorbed and exposed, whether by the script, the directing, the expectations of Statham or some combination or other force. It’s not exactly definable but it is fixable. This may be, however, one of the main reasons that Don almost never chose to write screenplays based on his own novels. He generally thought it was better for a fresh pair of eyes to translate the prose to screenplay. No judgements here, because the script is fine and is probably just as gerrymandered by outside forces as a Pennsylvania congressional district right about now.

Jennifer_Lopez_in_Parker_Trailer_1A lot of the reviews tended to focus on Jennifer Lopez. Some critics appear to be disappointed that they didn’t get to see J-Lo’s bosom. But even without those blinkers on, this is what I see as typical of the sillier reviews:

“As a ditsy real-estate agent named Leslie, Lopez seems to be in a whole different movie, a working-girl comedy full of high heels and morning lattes. As a result, “Parker” winds up with the worst of both worlds: It’s pointlessly violent and nauseatingly cute.”

Pointlessly violent? Seriously? That’s a criticism? Of course it’s pointlessly violent. It’s a Hollywood action-crime flick. What did you expect? If that’s your threshold, maybe Hollywood movies aren’t for you after all. And if J-Lo’s portrayal of Leslie is “nauseatingly cute,” I have no idea what adjectives could possibly be used to describe “Legally Blonde,” just as a for instance. Lucky for that reviewer, the Leslie character is a one-off in the novels and is unlikely to reappear in future Parker films, so she won’t have to expand her vocabulary any time soon.

There have been some great reviews, as well. As if to counter the short shrift given to Lopez in the Newsday review, Daniel Eagen, over at FilmJournal International, had this to say:

“Given an actual character and not a role designed for a diva, Lopez does her best work in years. Life has stripped Leslie of her illusions, and Lopez isn’t afraid to play her desperate and even a little tawdry. Anchored by a thoroughly convincing Michael Chiklis as a ruthless ringleader, the supporting cast is aces.”


Statham with Emma Booth

I couldn’t agree more. Lopez has real acting chops that are obvious when you stop expecting the eye-candy to wiggle its behind on demand. If the hot body was all you were looking for, of course you’d be disappointed. And perhaps here Lopez is a victim of her own success — some critics just won’t be able to wrap their heads around someone with J-Lo’s looks and celebrity status playing a character that minimizes those traits. But the film is called “Parker,” not “Leslie.” She’s not supposed to consume the screen in this role. That’s Statham’s job. And he did it quite well according to most honest accounts. And the supporting cast is very good. Even Emma Booth’s “Clair” grew on me in the second viewing. She’s still young but she has depth and great potential.

Possibly the most level-headed review I’ve seen, from Laremy Legel at, includes this summation:

“In the end, we’re left with a matter-of-fact protagonist who is as direct as he is effective. Sometimes in life, simple pleasures can be rewarding, and that’s certainly the case here. ‘Parker’ is not a particularly innovative film, but it’s no less effective for the blemish.”

That’s fairly accurate. “Parker,” the movie, doesn’t break new cinematic ground or feature actors trying to channel great figures from history. As movie-making goes, it’s high craftsmanship of a familiar genre. And in that context, it is a great success. Place this movie against other versions of the Parker novels brought to the screen and it holds up quite well, certainly closer to “Point Blank” and “The Outfit” than to “Made in U.S.A.” and “Payback” on the spectrum of good to bad. Throw in the butchery done to poor Dortmunder in “Jimmy the Kid” and “Why Me?” and you can see why I, and the rest of the family, are quite pleased with this outcome.

Ancram, New York - Winter, 2001Credit: David Jennings for The New York Times

Westlake at work… well almost.

And this is where I have to mention that I know Don would have had his criticisms. Don was a perfectionist and wasn’t shy about it. There are any number of things he would probably take issue with. But the blessing and the curse of genius is that we’ll never know what those criticisms would be because nobody thinks they way he did. Nobody. The most die-hard of Parker devotees, most dedicated of Westlake fans, cannot possibly know how Don would have perceived this film or what, specifically, he would have liked or hated. I knew him for 38 years, grew up around the guy, and his widow, Abby, spent countless hours reading his manuscripts and offering suggestions, and between the two of us, we could only vaguely guess at what he might think — and we would probably be wrong. The one thing I think I do know is that Don would have been thrilled that Parker was being perceived as a real series and not just another one-off. And that means that the filmmakers have time to tell Parker’s story slowly. Don’t let this be the definitive takeaway. There will be more.

So, chin up, Parker lovers. This was a good weekend for our guy. It’s a good film with a good cast and a devoted production team that will be back again. Les Alexander knows what he has in Parker and isn’t about to let it get screwed up. Stick around. This is going to be fun!

6 thoughts on “Opening Weekend for “Parker”

  1. Paul,

    I hope there’ll be more Parker films with Statham. I believe I was the first over at Trent’s site to issue a positive review (although I did have some issues with the film). I thought I was going to have my butt kicked by the rest of the Parkerati but was relieved when Max Allan Collins was somewhat on the same page. And some more positive reviews have trickled in since.

    I and a lot of other Parker superfans have thought the way to go would be a Cable TV series, where a season can be only 5 or 6 episodes (ala Sopranos) and still gain a cult following. Also, a low budget, more indy feature (I’ve always dreamed of a black and white Parker film, set in the 60’s) may be a solid path. Mid-big budget Hollywood films are really a tough nut to crack if the character you’re pushing doesn’t wear spandex, talk to Hobbits or get chased around the house by evil children or phantoms.

    That said, I had a ball at the Parker showing I was at. I really, really hope there’s at least one more. But if not, hopefully one of those other avenues will be explored.


    1. Thanks, Dave. We all have some issues with the movie and we always will. I saw you stick your neck out over at VWOP and was duly impressed! I don’t think Trent will ever like the way Hollywood treats Parker and there’s something quite lovable about that attitude. But we have to do the best we can with what we’ve got.

      I think the cable miniseries idea is very interesting and has a lot of potential. I mentioned a similar idea to Les a few months ago but using Grofield as the user-friendly vehicle for starters and bringing Parker in later. There’s a part of me that really wants to bring Grofield to the screens as the protagonist. I think it could be super fun and super sinister all at once.

      I love the graphic novels by Darwyn Cooke, speaking of the 60s. Translating that aesthetic to the screen would be amazing. Black and white would be pulpy and cool but a very muted color palette could also help set the mood. Make it look like an old illustrated magazine where all the colors have faded but not completely — like a live action version of an old polaroid.

      Don’s novels tend to be placed right exactly in that mid-budget, January release category by Hollywood. It’s the nature of his genre that so few would be willing to take a chance in other seasons. Which is a good reason why I think spending any time trying to humanize him is a mistake. Against the Avatars and Hobbits of the world, Parker doesn’t really stand a chance. But if it’s going to be dumped in January anyway, why not take the risk of making him what he really is?

      The reason Darwyn’s books have done so well (in addition to the great artwork) is because he’s not embellishing Parker and there is, literally, not a single character in the graphic novel universe like him. I saw teen and 20-something girls in miniskirts and lip gloss lining up to get Darwyn to sign multiple copies of his books at the comic-con in NYC a couple years ago. I was floored.

      There is so much more here if Hollywood would just let it breathe. The more I get involved, the more I’ll keep making that case.

      Thanks again,

  2. Hey Guys: I was a little late in getting around to seeing the Parker movie. What I thought of it–which wasn’t too much–can be found here:

    I also wrote a tribute to Donald Westlake some years ago that I may have shared here, but can’t recall. So, just in case!

    I’m happy to see the impish spirit of Parker’s creator is alive and well! Thanks for this site!

    Thomas Burchfield

  3. I felt like watching some good action movie and rented “Parker” after seeing the trailer. Well, I haven’t read any of Donald Westlake’s novels, but I loved the movie. It has all the right ingredients:action packed, suspense, a bit of humor, a touch of romance, AND it made me feel like finding out who Donald Westlake was and want to read his novels. Mission accomplished, I say!

  4. I’m coming a little late to the party here, but I thought I’d weigh in as I liked the movie and just love the books. For my money, Statham is quite good, Lee Marvin was the bomb, although Robert Duvall as “Macklin” was the best of them all. Lopez seemed a little surprised, now and then, to find out that she was not the star of the film or even the romantic lead, but she absolutely nailed the kind of one-off, smarter-than-she-first-appears, ultimately more helpful than annoying broad who often shows up in both Stark and Westlake novels. I imagined someone a little tougher, cooler, more cunical for Claire, but there’s not a thing wrong with the way Emma Booth chose to play her, and she was a nice contrast to J’Lo. All in all, I’m looking enthusiastically forward to another Parker – we fans know who we are, and you know where to find us!

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